All the single ladies..

Okay, am I the only single girl on this planet? Or if I'm not the only single one, am I the only girl who doesn't have a 'thing' with someone?!?! I mean come on, am I really that repulsive? There are at least 30 single senior gentlemen at my school, and then there's me..embarrassing. Step up boys and be a man! I ain't asking for much but really..? A girl can't catch a break here. And yes, everything revolves around me because I'm single. DEAL WITH IT!!

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world, and through my last three years of high school I've come to realize, it's a big fat bitch. But it's also given me the chance to perfect the art of finding comedy within every aspect of my dramatic life. And thus begins my collection of confessions about my high school career that possibly some other hopeless student can relate to.
Enjoy folks..