All the single ladies..

Okay, am I the only single girl on this planet? Or if I'm not the only single one, am I the only girl who doesn't have a 'thing' with someone?!?! I mean come on, am I really that repulsive? There are at least 30 single senior gentlemen at my school, and then there's me..embarrassing. Step up boys and be a man! I ain't asking for much but really..? A girl can't catch a break here. And yes, everything revolves around me because I'm single. DEAL WITH IT!!